“Of the making of books there is no end,”so we list most of the recent season’s books to avoid only by title. If you seek publication information, price, ISBN numbers, etc., be it on your head.
society and relationships
These Eyes: Behind-The-Wall Confessions of a Rest Stop Custodian
“Whatever..Whatever”: A Talking Parrot Talks Teen With Teens
Deny to Them the Unpronounceable Medicines so that You May Smoke: Kids, Budgets, & No-Nonsense Parenting
The Beauty of Julia Falling for Another Sh*t-Pie Like Me
If Loving You Is Wrong, That’s Five Wrong Guys a Weekend
Bintch Bodarian's Shy Guy's Face-Off Quadrilogy:
- Slap the Shy Guy’s Face Off as You Hand Him His Diploma
- Slap the Shy Guy’s Face Off in the Queue for “
- Slap the Shy Guy’s Face Off If He Smiles and Ventures “Hi”
- Slap the Shy Guy’s Face Off If He Blinks a Freaking Eye
Unsought Prophecy, Silent Fart
business
My Lady Gray Loafer Liners For Your Armpit-Steamed Prunes: Offers, Deals, & Nuthouse Veranda Ventures
All the Kids Are Getting Lizards
Ol’ Droop Doolie Handwash Yo Undies While You Putt-Putt
Ambition’s Fools Eat Their Chicken Before It’s Plucked
Hot Tips to Ignite a Dry Business
Indefensible Dispensables Cat Dispensers Lend Oomphus to the Vending Machine Scene
Don’t Say It If It Sounds Better When Odd-Nob Says It
Selling Your Dead Pet Photos
Moth Dispenser Addiction is Robbing Communities of their Ability to Wage War and Spread Some Sugar
If You Stick It Out In Tough Times It’ll Get Chopped Off
Prepping Your Owl Dispenser Machines for Nuclear Winter
science
Ere Men Were Apes
To Feel What the Rutting Ram Feels
Forehead Ripples Expose Cheaters Doing Mind Control at Rat Races
Rutted by the Ram
Ram Beau
Like Einstein, The Modern Scientist Has Which-End's-Up Issues
Me-I-Me-I: Mathematical Cyclicization in Who Subjects Hope Will Win Prizes
“Kill This Too”: First Humans on Mars Can’t Be Too Prudent
My Scholarship Suggests The
My People are Much Like Earth People But More Horrendous in Appearance
health
"I Have Only Scorn for the Unborn”: Drunken Babyhating Obstetricians Caught On Tape!
Field Emanations of Vinyl Siding Will Make You Moony and Send You to Your Grave Or the
Beautiful! On I Live, On to Spasms and Cataracts and More of You
Appalachian Coal Dust Makes Black Boogers
Zen in the Therapeutic Administration of Enemas
Jettison
fulfillment
Zen in the Recreational Administration of Enemas
Dancing The Shame Plank for Animals in Overcoats
Rambling Door-to-Door With Beer In Your Ear And Booze In Your Shoes
How to Respond to Accusations Coming From Your Drainpipe
They Snookered Me, Posie Rose, And I Snookered Myself, and You Got Snookered Too
nudism and lack of clothing
“Come In! May I Take Your Clothes?” Saying Wild Suggestions As If They Were The Most Innocent Suggestions
The Poor Guy Took the Clothes We Offered, Which Left Us Oddly Nekkid
’Twixt Ivy Glen & Chigger Lea, We the Unrobed Scratched Till We Bled
drama
I Thought They’d Hang Billy But Hell They Hung Me
Three Minutes to MacGyver a Parachute out of Puke Bags
Polyphemus the Cyclops Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
I Despise the Sons & Daughters of the Fallen Mayor
The Gunfighter Got Groped and Didn’t Have a Clue Who to Shoot
Calls Me Johnny Spacesuit Again, I’ll Break His Guitar Off in His Arse and Ride Him Out the Airlock On It
food (also see theology and religion)
Who Give You Them Peaches, Boy?
Lay a Pickled Egg On Elvis and You Had You a Buddy
Don’t Eat Your Chicken Before It’s Plucked (Epicurean Version)
Mayday From
loathsome new books on theology and religion especially to avoid
Goofus and His Give-and-Take Salvation
How I Led Frankenstein to The Cross BONUS: Frankenstein Over
Ride No Beast in the Pulpit
“No, I’m Simon GARFUNKEL—Jesus Who?” Simon Peter On The Run
Rematch, Hell: David’s Publicist Made Sure Goliath Stayed Down
We Swore to Meet on Doomsday at the Do-Me Diner
I Don’t Dig
The Mote Up the Apostle’s Arse and Other Historical Whodunnits for Young Readers
Were It I Were To Die (Worried I),Where’d I Wear a Tie? Futility of Pride in Wardrobe
Holy Mass, The Remarkable Blessing-Tumor of Mother Straddles
Bawling the Sing-It-&-Bring-It at the Old-Time Tent Revival Wallet Cleansing
The Grinning Priest’s Confessional Blurts & Blubbers Too Good for One Dirty Old Set of Ears
Wholly Holy Roly-Poly Bishop Foley Roker
Crossing Jordan Alone: Spiritual Journey in the Metaphor of An Individual’s Betrayal of Hoopster Michael Jordan
He Laid A Crock on his Flock, Now the Pastor’s Breaking Rock
Chef Zsa Zsa Locklip’s Armageddon Cooking for the Culinary Chaos of Apocalypse
Post-Rapture Romance With Other Geniuses Like Yourself
Mark of the Beast! Where To Get It, Colors Available, How Much To Pay, How to Know When You’ve Been Taken
Every Sod An Oarsman: The Grand Regatta on the
2-FER DEAL Tribulation for Dummies AND End of Days for Jackasses
Hour After Rapture, All Present & Preening On Capitol Hill
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