(All this assumes a Cylindrium Ellipsicum of indeterminate height and diameter[s].)
The diagram reveals such features as the Zone of Silence, Exile and Cunning (i), Laurentcin’s Figure (ii), the much-disputed Hinge Sportatif (iii), the top (iv) and the bottom (v). It also posits features not yet fully identified, such as the Eructative Flange (vi) and the two still-unnamed flaps that transect the Cylindrium to reveal the Zone of Silence, Exile and Cunning.
This illustration makes it possible to begin a discussion of Inutility that is not strictly Pyrrhonist but which leads to illumination of such high-value auxiliary concepts as nothingness, indifference, sluggardism and torpor. It may soon lead us to firm connections with entropy by a sideways Moebius doorway never envisioned by Clerk-Maxwell and his followers.