The Journal of Provincial Thought

_7CE--2008CE

Embracing the Doctrine of Obscurity & Inutility

Fabulous Matter

Ye Olde Nostalgick Essay Korner Nothing's sweeter than the alley life: essayist Irvin Rhodes

**jpt Absolute Gold** Jazz Lines Henry Blackburn: *Lee Collins & Bing *HB Chronology part 3

Artzy-Krafty Their books will help you junk up your digs

The Night the Chicken Coop Blew Up James Thumper saw it. "#*!!, I caused it!"

As Others See Us: Ethnick Korner Hear the world like Grady. He's got ethno- demographer ears

Willis Quick fiction! March of the Z-Men spacetime & murrderrr

Days of Wine & Seizures An Thou Be Lord, Prithee Come Me Riche

Kwala-Tee-Vee Hi-brow fare for all who would be high of brow

Riptree's Believe It - Or What? Astounding Chinese Mystery!

Inutility-quantified & visualized at last Where now the fools who scoffed?

Sci-Fi- Furever Watch whatchU watch, R it'll B watching U

Unsafe at Any Time A Vest-Pocket Life of Rafe Nadir

Gone For A Burton Anybody here seen my ol friend Louie-on-the-Left?

Taser Nation They somebody fixin git popped

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Better Disavowed than Disallowed

The Readers Cry Out! Letters & PIGASUS: SIGHTING & FACTS

Vertext to Vortext GRAMMATICUS MISSING!

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The Mogulog Private Letters of jpt brass So Amazon figures if I'll buy YOUR book, I'll buy anything

Our Hero Pyrrho

Educational Mission

Admonishments

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Vol. 2 Numb 1

iss 5: Jan 4, 2008

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