| Chapitre | yea/nay |
| 1. Power In The Valley pp. 1-3 | nay |
| 2. The Most Threats Ever There Were pp. 3-6 | nay |
| 3. Demolishin pp. 6-7 | nay |
| 4. Ruminasiens Of The Fading pp. 8-9 | nay |
| 5. Invigoratien pp. 9-11 | nay |
| Indectic p. 12 | YEA |
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Forgive me, I was west for a few weeks, yet fortunately I have returned.
In one favored scenario, the Author confesses that the original scrolls in early time entrusted to the house of his fathers were lost from his possession in a shipping error some thirty years ago. The Book of Wine & Seizures in its present state, he admits, is a desperate reconstruction, a composite of his pressured inspirations laid upon the hallucination-prone recollections of an unnaturally long-living house fiduciary, The One With Eyes That Blaze And Laugh Gone Hollow. The Author apologizes for the substitution and expresses his hope that everything will move along all the same. --In this scenario.
It is surprising to you to learn that The Book emerges in the world every fifth generation, penned in some fanciful adaptation of an ancient script of convenience, but soaked with contemporary idiom and allusions derived from minority influences within the host culture. The purpose is none less than to preserve Original Levity throughout the duration of homo sapiens, that human reactions to a standard irrationality might ever serve in gauging the stability or evolutionary fluxes of self-cognition in the species, this information being of interest to certain observers. --In this scenario.
I have persisted to prompt the Author to address you on these matters, but he consistently asserts that he is dying and must therefore point his gaze to a distant shore. Why then do I see him on the lawn, balancing a croquet mallet upright on his index finger and racing to and fro to counter its tendencies to topple?
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A
Adalectin Choss’s Whirling Mercy Curtsy for Strings and Gourds, 8
Adulated, Philanthros the, 1
Adulterer, Filandrus the, 1
agents with parrots, 12
All Deals Off Day, 7
ancestral battlehides, 9
anchovie, 3
angelfoot, 3
Anyata, anyata, anyata, 7
associative toxicities, 10
autonomus relaxicos necessitatum, 1
B
Barby Porkopine of Stalacton, 9
bards singing of love, 10
battlefield symphony of ripping throats, 11
besotted visages, 7
big king, needeth big money, 2
blade-axled chariots of annihilatien, 8
blatant vanquishings to administer, 4
blazing boastright, 4
blood and feathers on a foreign field, 10
bolo, lance and sir cudgel, 5
bombardiers, 5
breeze of a swishing wren, 4
bright and juicy fruits, 8
brotherhood’s cosmik lottery, 8
buttmulligans, ignorant knot of, 4
C
carts of citris gifts, 11
Catastros, valley of, 1
celebration blazes, 7
chariots of love and gaiety, 8
cheesepackt cheeks, 2
chiefs and bosses, 6
clanking army lay spoilt, 8
clime of laffs and coos, 7
clown principals of battles lost. See deposed pariahs
Code of Aggressian, 5
cogitation’s rollers, 3
commandos, ten thousands, 12
commerce and sociedy, 8
Concludal Smooch of the Separator, 7
conflagrating my tender hocks, 12
contagion of criticol thinking, 3
Council of Beauties and Brains, 5
Crimson Theatre, 6
crocodills, 1D
da, da, da, 7
daemonics, 5
Dagda's harpstrings, 5
defunct civility, 7
defunct genrals of war gone sour, 10
demiser benefits, 3
Denouement, Room of. See Resolutien Room
deposed pariahs, 10
destiny broker, 2
Devil, 6
dogs of war, 5
donkey cavalry, 5
donkey, Fool's, 8
dromedary corps of Peale, 8
dry-lake navy, 5
dual left-footedness, 10
Dubius, Prantannigrew, anatomical gnostic, 9
dulcimor, Noxia's, 10
E
enemy rascols, 10
erectile militery trees, 5
Eternity’s Pot, nasien of, 7
expanded awareness, 12
eyes and their proprietors, 4
F
familier evil spirit, 5
fat ripe daughter or two, 3
fellow giants, 8
feral beastage, 5
field barges, 5
flash & boom, 6
Fool the Fowl, 9
Fool the giant, 2
fortress grottos, 6
friendship simulasien, 8
full gristle of manhood, 1
furnace of our fear. See hammering hearts
futurists, 6
G
gape-gorges, 6
ghost tot, 4
giganticism, 4
goatcheese, 3
Godplay, 11
godzillicol gait, 9
golden archers and heavy handlers, 8
goofy pride, 9
grand ole trouncer of townes, 2
grotesqe citisens, 9
gruntage and sighs and terror cries, 12
H
hall of boss acoustics, 10
hammering hearts, 5
hardline monkey-punchers, 6
harps and lutes, 8
hell of an army, 4
histrionic metaphysicians, 1
homunculus, 10
Hoss Shogun of Truth and Ways, 5
I
impale-ed on their lutes, 10
impositional behemoth, 4
J
jolly trollops, 7
justcausemen. See peacepushers and
justicizers. See peacenits and
K
kaleidoscopic panarama, 6
King of the Stalactites. See Fool the giant
King of the Streets. See Kyte the Oltralite
kingservant, 2
Kingsmeasures and Kingspans, 2
koochies, dance the, 7
Kyte the Oltralite, 1
L
layings on of deceit, 5
lilyheapt festival chariots, 8
linkt at the bosom, 8
13logics of conquest, 7
lounging factions, the, 12
lubed and purring, 11
lusthouse drapes, 5
M
manhood deferrd, 11
man-king, 2
masterclap of uncreation, 6
masterkey of life, 6
mighty host, 1
molasses figs, 12
monstor clogs of teak and shittim, 9
moonstruck lovers, 10
morning breath, lilies in my, 8
most vicious of our kitchenfolk, 5
My neph-hew, 5
N
nauseous metals, 6
Noxia, sister of Fool, 10
O
objectienabol age is dawn-ed, 11
observance-wearried eyes, 3
oldtime honour among men, 11
Olf the Liar, 7
Oltral, land of, 1
Opiates, valley of, 11
opium infantry, 5
P
palate of the ear, 9
panascopic ear extensiens, 4
parchoment, sacred, 1
peacenits and justicizers, 1
peacepushers and justcausemen, 1
peafowl feathers, 7
Peale the Tangerine, 7
peevish eyes upon thee, 4
penchant for mapping cadavers, 9
pester’d potentate, 3
petite brigade, 1
Plewtonio, devil’s boy, 6
pluggd full of bristles, 11
podiatrists, 9
polychromaticol mood ropes. See Resolutien Room
pourings down of piss, 5
power pole in this world, 8
prankster Irony in maskerade, 10
pulping pillar, 10, See Resolutien Room
R
rain of ruin from the skies, 6
rat-vapor, 6
recreasienal yank, 3
reduxion suddens, 10
religious caca-wacum, 5
Resolutien Room, 3
Rhapsody for the Love of a Dove, 10
ripping of an hundred shrieking throats, 6
ripsawyer of natians, 2
roostor rideth the hen, 4
roster of conventionel terrors, 6
rot-tooth leer, 7
Run troopers up a tree, 11
S
sanguineous frontal slaught, 11
Separator, the, 7
sibling disconsonance, 10
sin and strategy reign amok, 11
situationel horrer, 12
sliverd & slawd, 6
smell of bloods blended, 6
sour ancestral rag, 9
special gleaming metal armies, 9
spun right off his axel, 4
squattest giant, 2, See Fool the giant
Stalactite soldier, 2
Stalacton, 1
stoked with the robust aura, 8
Sudie & the Separator, 7
Sudie Jane the Dame, 7
superior strategies, 5
swordery and womanry, 5
swordsplit air, 6
T
tach & dwell, 11
Tanger, sunchild country, 7
Tapeghost, Horace, physician, 9
teeming mass of teemsters, 12
temporal vortex, 3
terrific clowns of tragedy, 6
testy bloodfest, 1
things both normol and perverse, 7
thousand specie of weapons, 6
titanicol bearing, 9
tobacco, 3
tremendis with women, 4
trick figure of fragile alliance, 2
Trick Triplesixer, 6
troves of titilating shells, 8
trussing of these old haunches, 5
twiggy forces of Oltral, 11
Two-Horn Babboo, 6
besotted visages, 7
U
unweave the cosmic tapestry, 6
V
vicious roomers, 6
vocabolery of swearing, 8
W
war machine and war gizmo, 5
war, rumors of, 1
warwishers, 1
werowulf, 10
whetted whizzstone, 5
wind, ominous, 1
winks and kisses and mutual industrie, 8
wise man, 4
wrath of his craw, 8
Z
zany throes of strife, 6