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genius of the cosmos, 11

geseetic eetch, the, 4

Godspeed Gate, the, 16

gold, shingle of, 2

great fat gods, the, 3

Grimm (Death), 2

Hellcadt Hall, 15

Hellseizer, Annexin, 14

How Riche Wouldst Thou?, 4

hunger for rotted flesh, 4

indispensibol woman, 1

informatien ghosts, 12

jaspers and rubidia and palladia, 12

jet of the devil, 1

jills & the jolly-joes, the, 2

jingly death ballads, 7

Jurckuan, land of, 3

justice lions, the, 11

kavetching mobs, 1

King of Phyzics, gaseous skyblimpf, 14

L. Mingo Ross Governorium, 1

lardy munchmeats, 4

legidimot looting industrie, 14

Lon Ross. See L. Mingo Ross Governorium

loose bowel of goverment, 10

Lord of Slumms (Fifth Maven), 10

lubricatrix of the grooves of guvment (Oogoo), 2

madcapf demiser of the sadosociel harmonium, 13

Maggagitgod, superb land, 1

Maidstalker of Craven Acres (Fifth Maven), 10

Maven Bel Grande, 1

Mavens of Mome, Eight, 1

Minister of Carnal Snares. See Second Maven, the

Minister of Fame and Image. See Seventh Maven, the

Minister of Maven Guvoment Adoration. See Sixth Maven, the

Minister of Violence. See Fifth Maven, the

Ministra Obscura, Office of Hindsight & Dead Issues. See Fourth Mavin, the

miraculodicol mojo of mine, 11

mobius of Time, 11

Mome, later names, 16

monster groups in bushland death lanes, 13

moot clues in a mystorie tale, 3

Mothermoment, the, 11

mouthsealing surgics, 11

Mynister of Endocosmic Quanticol Fusien Speculasiens. See Third Maven, the

nation’s cupocake. See Oogoo

nebulous destinies in the far horizen, 5

nectar everflow, tap into, 1

One, an exceeding number, 6

Oogoo, 1

opium, 8

opium trance, 1

Order of Orderers, 3

Aeroflot Nationales (pigeons), 4

Ameliorator (Oogoo), 2

Annexin Hellseizer. See Hellseizer, Annexin

anyatae, trick trifectum of, 5

apnoea of sleepf, 16

apprentice of Seventh Maven, the, 3

Authoriten (kick-angel), 2

backwindow looter goons, 14

batsmilk curd-&-cream in bloodruby gobbolets, 6

beauty dive. See Cheat the Reaper

bosom of humen kindness, 13

Breath License, 8

bridesmaid’s tears on buttercup petols, 6

broadcakes & moocha [mo-wo-kə], 6

Buckminister of Sunsets, and Policy Whip on Matters of Sky. See Eighth Maivhen, the

bum dumplings, the, 1

buttwhippt & duly spookt, 6

camel’s belly, tetherd to, 4

causeum nobelo anguisia pretendicus, 7

Cheat the Reaper (beauty dive), 4

chicken ablaze, panickt scratching of, 8

children in the povilaen, 7

clear & vital panoramum of life’s raw spectacol, 2

Coercent Offishiot, 6

constable hounds, 8

Corps Pigeon, 4

cottaterrial warriers, silent cadre of, 14

country bungaloe with hussies, 9

crap blaster with an hard Mars heart, 3

crashdance of agony, 8

cruising the ethers, 1

curseblock potion, 7

Death, 2

depositing slaps & slams, 13

Deuce Coop Squadren (pigeons), 4

Dooky Fool (moniker), 9

doo-packt bowel of treach’ry, 13

drunkardry, the, 1

dysprosium handoff, 2

Eighth Maivhen, the, 7

Encouragent Officiot to the nation. See Oogoo

examiner, the, 5

exciting astral opium spirit, 1

exuberant carnidge ablossom, 14

factuel things are utterly unacceptibole, 13

false coronor, 2

Falsefeather, pigeon, 4

fantastics, my, 1

Fifth Maven, the, 6

First Maven. See Maven Bel Grande

fizzix, curricolum, 11

flagrante among the squeaking hides, 2

flesh depot, the, 1

Flimsin the Visibly Reduce-ed, 8

flood o grins, 2

flunksheets, pupils', 14

Fourth Mavin, the, 7

frail lion ambling eerily backerd, 14

frenzied man-goat, 8

funkt fennld trout with plum-bob pickol paste, 6

Pablum Goneright the Once-Wicked & Furtive Jurck, 3

palladium, few divots of, 2

patriodic profunditae, 2

pent lusts and cloisterd doldrums, 2

personal mazurka of the lurker, 8

persons sick with ambishin, 15

physics, 11

Pickaxe Prince of Phartindumpf (Fifth Maven), 10

pig-parts dockt deep in a jelld onion braise, 6

poker presst to ev’ry throat, 1

pootish mush, 2

psychic aspirating, 1

pufft snails with sucrose slather, 6

punch of a ghost, 8

quanticosmicol fusianarian (Maven Three), 14

querulous coots, 3

rasshe mysterio of unfriendly fires, 12

reel off a spool of wrath, 14

rocks of marriage, 16

Roost & Roast, pigeon, 4

rosenbush, examiner's, 11

Ross, widow, 15

ruinous polidicol molarkies, 1

rummage-rat, a, 10

Scramdamalon, superb land, 1

Seatus Centralis Mynistoriaminom, 4

Second Maven, the, 6

seekingpigeons, fleet of, 4

sepulchre eyes, 8

Seventh Maven, the, 3

shingle of gold, 2

Shirullah. See examiner, the

showcase children, 1

Sixth Maven, the, 7

slackojaws, 3

slinking slutts, 3

solo showbear’s cavalcade, 13

spirit-being, a, 7

stiletto elbows, 3

sudden taxes, 1

supernal strand, 1

tanner’s tyro, 2

taxes, formidabol, 1

team of spectres in an alley, 12

Third Maven, the, 7

Towering Thomas, a, 6

Twinhorn Babboo (devil), 2

Two Horn Baboo, 9

Universidi, 11

Venus, Gown Down, 8

weepers which fell as game and were lionize-ed, 14

wet kisses in a private room, 1

whang of ambishin ablowing from his pores, 3

Wheel, The, 3

wing-ed wonkie, 6

Winning With Daemonic Verse, 4

witches, he seen his wife with, 10

yukyuk shears, 6

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